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waterfrontcomplex · 2 months ago

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YOU ARE AN ANGEL

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look im capable of drawing him happy

#cottonflowers' art ☂#honkai star rail #hsr #yanqing #rosebane #cycrane killer #hsr au #hsr fanart #cw blood #cw eyestrain #cw animal bones #cw body horror #cw gore #cw disturbing imagery #surprisingly didnt take too long #stupid bird put it in the dump #title from you are an angel - mike klubnika

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fallingsatellive · 8 months ago

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We've discussed how too many "universal therian experiences" posts are just canine or otherwise generally mammalian but now we should talk about how many "exclusively human things/humans all have this weird thing!" posts are actually just talking about something that animals other than caniformes do

#like ''how come humans think it's weird to want to play fetch >:( '' idk man I'm a bird and I also think it's weird. maybe just a dog thing #''the way humans will get so offended if you take some of their food like aren't we a pack!'' no and I'm biting you #+ any and every mention of the words bipedal or plantigrade #''ugh i hate how HUMANS walk on two legs just wanna be an animal am i right my fellow therians'' 🐦‍⬛ wjat #''the therian urge to toe walk because stupid human bodies are plantigrade and it's not animal enough'' 🦡 huh #alterhuman #therian

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fisheito · 10 months ago

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my princess nonsense is being encouraged watch ouyt imabout to be eneaabled

OK WHATF ATHAT'S SO CUTE I HAD TO MAKE IT i know realistically there's little to no chance that rei DOESN'T know how to work heels 🤣 BUT IMAGINE.....ING.... YAKUMO GENTLY GUIDING REI IN HEELS, WEEKS BEFORE THE BIG GALA AND HAVING NONE OF HIS NORMAL FEAR OF PHYSICAL TOUCH BC HIS [TEACHER MODE] IS OVERRIDING HIS INSECURITY

#rei looking directly at the camera like why are you subjecting me to this. i do not need any of this. i know how to do it #rei wearing stilettos the size of your head so he becomes ur very tall bird goth gf #you know how yakumo gets when he instructs someone on how to cook something #he becomes confident and just tells ppl how to do stuff without his usual amount of stutter and secondguessing #i'm gonna pretend that after his stiletto training in misty vale he gains a TINY MOLECULE of confidence due to experience #like [i can help you if you've never done it before?]#honestly i can't imagine this scenario happening because i am so SURE that rei can walk in heels HAHAHA even tho nothing has proven that #SOMETHING COME PROVE ME WRONG SO MY DELUSIONS CAN SLIDE CLOSER TO POSSIBILITY #anyway even if rei didn't know how to wear heels #would he ever mention it? would yakumo ever learn of it?#rei would probably be all . i don't need to wear heels. they can't even see them under the dress. i'll wear my practical shoes #but if he can't get away with that and will be forced to wear heels at the party...#maybe he'll go [meh. i'll figure it out] and just not wear them until the day of the dance #at which point his feet will hurt after 20 minutes and for the whole night he takes any chance to sit down #rei can be frequently spotted on SOME surface SOMEWHERE in the palace. sitting all splayed out and uncaring of propriety #because he is in PAIN and these shoes are STUPID and why do people wear them for ANYTHING . Royals are so IMPRACTICAL #yakumo keeps trying to avoid heels for the dance because he doesn't want to be any taller than he already is #i bet there's a full convo about it between him and eiden #eiden trying to reassure him that if he wants to wear heels then he shouldn't let others' perception stop him from doing so #but if he genuinely doesn't want to wear them then that's ok too #eiden craning his neck up at yakumo in heels like you're my pretty princess 1-2 heads taller than me your height doesn't matter 🥰#i'm now torn. yakumo and rei both wearing heels now? in order to stay at similar heights?#or. rei starting out with heels. getting tired of them. going barefoot for the rest of the night lol #yakumo and rei still dancing in their ballgowns together but a much shorter rei leads a yakumo in heels #yes. yes this is the vision #yakurei #replies #nu carnival yakumo #nu carnival rei

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streetlightgoblin · 5 months ago

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To bask in the light of a god

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weirdo-from-bonesborough · 7 months ago

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I love how the bats are known for having a million gadgets and being overprepared for anything meanwhile dick doesn’t have pockets

#leo says shit #batfam #nightwing #dick grayson #i mean im sure he does but bros out their in a skintight catsuit with no utlitity belt. how #hot take but nightwing has the worst costume of the entire fam #everyone else has some sort of swag meanwhile he's just a dude in a mask with a stick #i bird on your chest does not make you look like a superhero you're still just Some Guy #if you dont want to wear a cape you either have to have an excessive amount of armor or tactical gear or be spiderman #i miss discowing.#i miss the dark blue costume with the gold across his chest and shoulders.#he looks so stupid when he's around people in the daytime #least he could do is add something around his waist. like a blue lighting design or a skirt.#something to jazz it up cuz he looks so lame.

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writeraid · 5 days ago

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Look at him. look at this morally complicated skeleton bird man. look at him. Or 'Khonshu! Because why not!'. I've got some other Moon Knighty stuff I've been doodling tonight but they don't really fit in with eachother so I dunno if they'll all be up tonight but at least you get this.

#moon knight #khonshu #digital art #my art #feel free to reblog #He's the problematic fave honestly #I tend to range from writing him as a total ass to writing him as bird dad I am very inconsistent about this #You can tell I doodle plague doctors can't you #I love him and his stupid little neck string..fly away..things #oh gods are those supposed to be nerve ends??#this is an important question #also I have no idea if the little doodle was supposed to be Marc or Steven #Take your pick ig!

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lotrmusical · 3 months ago

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My high school did a yearly poetry recitation contest (Poetry Out Loud), so Oh Boy do I know some poems. My favorites are Ozymandias and "the world is about to end and my grandparents are in love," by Kara Jackson. Also in 8th grade we had a Poe unit and had a class contest to make the best music video of the Raven, so I still know a good chunk of that.

i hadn't heard of the kara jackson one! just read through it and enjoyed it, particularly these lines > 'grandma returns to her love like a hymn, marks it with a color. // when the world ends will it suck the earth of all its love? /will i go taking somebody’s hand, / my skin becoming their skin?'

#taking this as a challenge to see how much of ozymandias and the raven i can remember. no i'm not bored at work what gives you that idea #i bet ive got most of ozymandias. the raven may be a lost cause #i met a traveller from an antique land / who said: two vast and trunkless legs of stone / stand in the desert. near them on the sand /#half-sunk a shatter'd visage lies whose frown / and wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command / tell that its sculptor well those passions read #...something or other i do not recall / the heart that mocked them and the heart that fed / and on the pedestal these words appear /#my name is ozymandias king of kings / look on my works ye mighty and despair /#nothing beside remains. round the decay / of that colossal wreck . something or other #the lone and level sands stretch far away #decay of that colossal wreck indeed (my memory for this poem)#oh well.#once upon a midnight dreary as i pondered weak and weary / over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore /#while i nodded nearly napping suddenly there came a rapping / as of someone gently tapping tapping at my chamber door /#tis some visitor i muttered tapping at my chamber door / only this and nothing more #?? (it's downhill from here)#ah distinctly i remember it was in the bleak december / and each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor /#something?ly i sought the morrow / vainly had i sought to borrow / from my books surcease of sorrow / sorrow for the lost lenore /#for the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels .name lenore / lost to me forevermore #(then there is another stanza; bird-infested word bonanza / which i used to know at some point but do not know anymore /)#something something something door. darkness there and nothing more #oh it's the 'silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain / thrilled me filled me with fantastic terrors never known before' bit #anyway. deep into that darkness peering something stood i hoping fearing / doubting?? dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before #but the silence was unbroken and the stillness gave no token / and the only word there spoken was the whispered word lenore #(more missing chunks)#oh i remember 'surely said i surely that is / something at my window lattice' because it's such a stupid rhyme #bird time bust time idk #ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the nightly shore / tell me what thy lordly name is on the night's plutonian shore /#a billion more stanzas i dont remember. except for 'prophet!' said i 'thing of evil! prophet still if bird or devil!#whether tempter sent or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore /' etc. wait you can only add 30 tags to posts now?? i had more raven chunks #ask #anon

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kedreeva · 2 years ago

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I've been out all day at a reptile expo that was.... admittedly not great, and I get home to find my vet has emailed me without prompting. Worried because ??? why would my VET email me unprompted, the last time they did that was years ago and it was because birds someone had purchased from me caught tuberculosis of all things, and they were concerned it came from my birds (it did not!).

And it was not My vet, it was the other vet at my vet's practice, asking me if I knew of anyone that rents peafowl for weddings. Like to just have out at a wedding.

My response was a 6-paragraph dissertation to pose the question "are you out of your goddamn mind?" as politely as I could.

#peafowl #experienced all 5 stages of grief between seeing the email #and loading it #only to repeat all 5 stages immediately afterward #they're a wild game bird #even if someone was willing to risk the stress and potential for injury or illness #where are you going to find someone DURING BREEDING SEASON #willing to rent you either a male hopped up on breeding hormones #who's pissed or terrified about being moved #or a hen that's laying and could stress herself into being eggbound #or at best stress herself into stopping laying for them #and that's counting on her not raising babies currently #where are you gonna find someone INSURED to have their birds out #are YOU going to pay the bill if someone tries to sue them #for a guest taking a spur to the face #if they bother a bird?#cause I sure as hell am not taking that risk even with nicest birds #like not even artemis who is too stupid to panic or attack anyone #wouldn't tolerate a /wedding/#anyway I am too tired for this

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robo-dino-puppy · 1 year ago

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ducks in the forbidden west

bird experts correct me, but I think this is a cinnamon teal duck? i'd never heard about them until i was trying to figure out what duck i was looking at for this post - they're quite beautiful!

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starlooove · 7 months ago

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“There is no fanfic on Stephs treatment I have checked” that’s like the whole point.

#I’m not saying ur wrong bc it’s not canon #I’m saying ur wrong bc ur perpetuating the misogyny that got u there in the first place #and yeah imma take it there it IS that deep to me sorry #like this isn’t like a diff in opinion on an arc or smth #this is quite literally the bigotry that fandoms supposed to be an escape from manifesting itself again with a rainbow flag over it it’s so #like first of all not that serious but concerning to me is getting into smth without knowing the source material #u don��t need to know the exact timeline of events and which specific Batmobile Bruce had in every era duh #that’d be hypocritical to say I read character to character screw the timeline lmao #but it’s like. ur telling me u adore Dick Grayson and have never picked up NTT?#u wanna analyze the queer coding in Tim’s character but you’ve never read his og robin run?#u wanna talk about Damian’s character growth but you’ve only read Batman and Robin 2020s?#u ADORRRRE steph and cass and you haven’t even read batgirls #and that’s like nonissues #my issues are u wanna discuss how Barbara is actually so cold and cruel to dick for how she handled Catalina and you’ve never read birds of #prey and actually dick never cheated so (this isn’t me being hypocritical if you’ve seen that post I just lowk changed my mind)#or if he did it was justified or whatever #you wanna talk about how Jason and Roy are soulmates and you can’t tell me a single thing besides he’s an archer a father and an addict #it’s like ur putting shit out there about these characters and their relationships and you don’t know them #and more people who don’t know them see ur shit and do the same thing #and that’s mid level issue #the BIG issue is that y’all have not unpacked ur racism misogyny or classism enough to do this and then turn around and say ur fixing dc or #whatever. u have not done enough work to speak on Jason or Damian and say they deserve better whilst u water down their anger into smth #palatable and sweet on ur white faves. u don’t get to complain about how there’s not enough about steph and all u do is spread more made up #shit to infantilize tim. and I’m not saying I’ll never read a tim centric fic that’s ooc and stupid and have fun #I do that and I don’t talk about it bc that shit should not be the main writing you find when you look for BATMAN lmao #and even then they HIGHEST problem is that even when people make more content centering the woc poc and yes even WW it still doesn’t get any #traction bc y’all haven’t unpacked as much of ur racism and misogyny as u think u have #making hcs about tim being a Barbie and Jason being a feminist and dick painting his nails is not progressive when Steph and cass are #cardboard cutouts or the vehicles through which the white men discover feminity is ok actually and nothing else #and then Duke and Damian are the token straights or allies. like y’all are so sick lmao

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honeybard · 10 months ago

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I assume once you defeat Orin and reject Bhaal your dark urge character is supposed to collapse dramatically to the floor and be laying in the glowing circle as Wither's gives his grand speech and your companions cry out for you

If you would like to know what *my* experience was with that scene, well... picture a dinosaur

#the joys of being a druid #being a druid actually rules except this 1 thing. i cannot believe they didnt program an un-wild shape like they do with halsin in act 1 #npcs will be like 'this is a heavy burden to take on hero. what do you choose?' and then it cuts to my stupid bird face going °v°#the dinosaur didnt even lie on the ground dead he was talking to its feet the whole time 😭#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #dark urge spoilers #bg3 spoilers #chatter

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variksel · 2 years ago

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ive had the cast of exu: calamity for one (1) episode and when, inevitably, something happens to them i will find mr mulligan and feed him to my horses

anyway so i feel like patia has albinism,

#keep mr blm away from my fun wizards #the divorcees dont need any more drama brennan #and dont you DARE take my stupid bird boy from me #critical role #cr #cr exu #exu calamity #exu calamity fanart #exandria unllimited calamity #exandria unlimited #brennan lee mulligan #marisha ray #matt mercer #dnd #dungeons and dragons

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seventh-district · 3 hours ago

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tfw u finally go to make urself a dinner plate and some nasty ass man walks into the kitchen, picks up the entire serving bowl of creamed corn and puts his filthy mouth on the bowl like it’s a giant cup and tilts it straight in. multiple times. 🙃

#could you not wait long enough to get a fucking spoon and your own bowl like a civilized human respectful of other people #Seven’s Public Diary #vent #vent post #food mention #yeah no it’s cool it’s fine it’s not like i wanted to eat some too or anything #it’s not like that’s one of the only vegan dishes here that i can therefore eat haha no it’s fine #i guess a normal person wouldn’t let it bother them but my OCD is having none of it. that corn is Tainted with your Mouth Germs now #oh what you want one of the last rolls that i was gonna eat? yeah no that’s cool man that’s fine eat as much as you want! :)#i hate the holidays more and more every year. nothing but stress and for what. i don’t even like these people #but whatever i guess i shouldn’t bitch about it when i choose to remain here #as if everyone with a shitty family has the power and ability to just Leave. i don’t think you realize the extent of my disability #but fucking whatever #someone put dirty plates in the cabinet with the clean ones #someone put the turkey in with a sink full of dishes #someone put the mashed potatoes in the bread box #i’m not even exaggerating #ahhh the joys of being the only sober person here. man what the actual hell. what level of intoxication must one reach to do this shit #whatever it’s fine i just have to learn to stop giving a fuck. let them be stupid and live with the consequences.#it’s late and i’m getting a stress headache. time to go brave the kitchen once more and actually get food this time #then i can be miserable in bed. but with food :) and eat myself sick as a shitty form of self-soothing #but it’s fine today bc it’s literally Eat Too Much day in the US so for once it’s kinda normal #then be too tired and depressed to make myself brush my teeth. and therefore contribute to my dental issues. two birds and all that #am i even making sense anymore. im so tired. of being a person. and like. existing #but im grateful to have food and running water and electricity and a place to sleep and everything else i take for granted #so i should just focus on that and try to ignore all the bad #ough i feel sick. okay Food Time fr this time. let’s hope no one’s in the kitchen now

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henryfondler · 15 days ago

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tjis is LITERALLY them btw

#12 angry men brainrot #38 #been saying this for ages but not sure if ive said this here yet.... anyway this is literally them btw #12 amguy BIRDS.. juror 7 is a finch (based off vibes) 10 is a duck (stupid) amd 3 is a yellowthroat or a swallow or a kookaburra or a #and juror 8s a magpie i wont be taking criticism except maybe if you say pigeon ummmmm #12 angry men

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holydongbird · 17 days ago

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ever since i came out as lesbian/sapphic to a close group friends it’s been okay. except now they dont even talk to me about my hobbies or my life anymore and literally only prod me about my sexuality ahaha. also WHY WOULD YOU YELL IT IN A PUBLIC FUCKING AREA TO EMBARRASS ME

#bird musings #hating my straight friendships (they talk about their dating life all the fucking time)#hating my queer friendships (they talk about their dating life all the fucking time)#maybe i just… need better friends #it’s not that deep except it is! ahahahahaha #like i’m sure theyre queer! but it doesnt give you a free pass to call me a dyke all the time 🤕 time and place for jokes!#and also the joke is meant to be FUNNY!!!#i need to meet more queer people who are friendship centered guys i cant take the dark pit that is this stupid expectation of dating. i cant #im sure this post makes sense somewhere but idk. just in a general fart about my relationships 🫤#especially when i find so many interactions of substance online. cause then its like #fuck people CARE about other shit than who i find attractive?#UGHGGHHGHFGH. and this is why im never coming out EVER AGAIN.#rant over time to go have a jolly day and maybe eat a bagel

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no1ryomafan · 3 months ago

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I know Texas Mach appeared in toei but idk any context to them besides they originally were dicks but I was rotating in my head how svn Ryoma never interacted with Jack and I just realized how fucking hilarious that would’ve been given how Jack talks to Go and also how my stupid SVN au has Ryoma have a chicken 💀

#meg text #shin getter robo vs neo getter robo #getter robo #Jack tries to be like “this darn bird belongs in my country” and Ryoma fucking stares him down as he tries to take Niwa #or Ryomas trying to meditate in peace but Jack is nearby and pulls out a banjo and it’s the worst thing Ryomas ever heard #and this Ryoma to me specifically would listen to calming shit with Japanese instruments so it HURTS his ears #and you know for a FACT if Jack said any of that monkey shit to Ryoma he’s getting beaten to a bloody pulp #I think Ryoma would tolerate Mary but only cause she would be too scared to actually interact with him #cause Ryoma even this one still would punch a girl but also Mary isn’t as stupid as Jack #On reflection this is probably like the scene in the manga where Ryoma beats the shit out of Go #but Jack is obviously in place of Go and Mary is in place of Kei all 🫥

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